SENYUM KAMBING : arrrrrgggggGGGGHHH......LAwakkkkkk....

LAWAK...KOMPOM ILANG SAKIT KEPALA...;-p

SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit

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SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?
DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!

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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....

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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL:Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah

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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.
DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!

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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...

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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau,jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"

SENYUM KAMBING : Penat Asyik Cite Pasal sayeerr...HArni Ada Topik bAru...=) jeng3...

Pak Pandir Orang Kaya Baru

Pak Pandir penternak itik yang berjaya. Hasil pendapatannya yang pertama Pak Pandir membeli sebuah motorsikal.

Apabila Pak Pandir menunggang motorsikal tersebut dia hanya menggunakan gear satu. Perlahan dengan gear satu, laju dengan gear satu, naik bukit dengan gear satu. Akhirnya kerana hairan, seorang temannya Pak Kadok pun menegur, "Oi... Pandir, gunalah gear dua, tiga atau empat."

Pak Pandir menjawab, "biar berjimat, habiskan dulu satu persatu."

Sampai di lampu merah semua kenderaan berhenti, termasuk Pak Pandir. Namun ketika lampu telah hijau dia masih terus berdiri. Dari hijau ke kuning, merah kemudian hijau lagi, dia masih belum menjalankan motornya. Akhirnya datang polis, "Hei... kenapa belum jalan?"

"Belum ada warna lampu yang saya sukai Encik," jawabnya.

Setelah setahun, usahanya makin maju. Kemudian Pak Pandir memutuskan untuk membeli kereta. Sampai di lampu merah Pak Pandir kembali berhenti, namun pintu dibuka dan kakinya diturunkan sebelah. Melihat tingkahnya polis terus menghampiri. "Kenapa kaki awak diturunkan sebelah, Pak Pandir?" tanya polis.

"Aduh... lupa la Encik. Saya biasa naik motorsikal."

KITE SENYUM2 DULU...JGN STRESS2....Pasni Nak smbung keje...XMO arr  Bekerut Je Slalu....NANTI CEPAT TUUAAA..ngeeeee..

So..ambikla masa snyumm semanis dan seindah SURIAAA....

That Is ME....

I'm that girl that holds a smile on her face,

even when things are a mess and her faith falls out of place,

I'm that girl who believes in taking chances for what I want,

instead of pretending to be happy as someone I'm not .

I'm that girl who's not afraid to let her emotions show,

and learns to go on as her feelings start to grow,

I'm that girl who would never give up on the love of her life,

because thereare two paths she can make the wrong or the right,

I'm that girl who would travel a million miles away,

just to find the love that shes been waiting for everyday.

I'm that girl who dosen't care about what other people think of my style,

the one that savors every moment even if its only for a little while,

I'm that girl that people call weird, random, and dramatic,

but theres more to me if you'll listen behind all the noise and static,

I'm that girl that can cry and laugh all at the same time,

the one that's innocent looking but can commit a heartbroken crime,

I'm that girl that trys hard to push herself through,

the one that dosen't care if she'll ever fit in tobe kool.

I'm that girl you can call unperfect,

my hairs always a mess,

if it were up to me I'll say I come in second best.

I'm that girl who loves to laugh,

the one that can joke around till things get out of control,

the one who envy's those blond girls and there perfect lives,

meanwhile I'm stuck on this wild ride.

I'm that girl that loves to dream,

but this reality is not what it seems,

a fairytale ending waiting to come true,

another risk worth taking what does she have to lose?

I'm that girl who can never prove what she can really do,

because she gives up to easily but none really knew,

instead shes judged by others that are strangers to her eyes,

bottled up with any goodbyes and silent cries for help,

but nones there so she has to rely on herself...

I'm that girl,

and that is my world...